DISEASE FOR SALE!

Oh man.  I have been sick for a very, very long time now folks. I am so sick of being sick.  I could be sick over being sick!
ahhhburll.
Sorry for not posting in a while...as I've mentioned a few times already, I have been quite sick these past two weeks and I can tell ya, it is very hard to be motivated when your lung falls out of your mouth.  Thank God for duct tape!
In honor of my bug, I would just like to show some appreciation towards airplanes.  Especially a certain airplane that traveled to a certain Boston a certain Super Bowl weekend. A certain airplane that carried a certain flu on a certain person.  A certain sort of plane, that, really screwed my family. Thanks.
Also, I would like to thank houses.  What is it about houses that make them like a incubator for certain flu's?  It's like I could walk around in bubble wrap all week and I'd STILL catch whatever disease is being quarantined in your walls.  Thank you as well.
And lastly, thank you to the wonderful person that created TV.  You are my hero.

So question time:  How much water do you typically drink in a day? One cup, two, three, four even?
Well guess what?
Because of my obnoxiously mysterious cough/old woman hack, I have to constantly, and I mean CONSTANTLY being drinking a fluidy type substance.  Therefore, water is being shoved through my throat more times than my poor little bladder can handle.  Basically this means: I drink more water than you.  And go pee more often. 
And I have people to back me up on that too!

Anyway, being sick sucks.  Drinking more liquid than the Atlantic sucks.  Coughing out a different organ every 30 minutes sucks.
But hey, on the bright side, once I'm done with this bug, it'll come for you.

I WIN.

In other new-oops

sorry bout that.  Lost my liver.

again.